"¡No, no puede!"

Some time ago, Penn State CRs planned one of the most brazen PR stunts in recent memory. Too bad it never played out. Nonetheless, here's how it would have gone down...

The CR chapter would publicize "Catch an Illegal Alien Day" to the student body. At the planned time and location, undergrads would show up hoping to catch an illegal. Then BAM!, out of nowhere, various CRs, clad in bright orange shirts would run around frantically, trying to avoid being caught by the participating students.

Too bad it never came to fruition. CRs backed down due, in part, to the shrill protests of the "Latino Caucus" and "Black Caucus".

What's the Black Caucus have to do with illegal immigrants? Oh, right. They're all liberals. I'm surprised that NOW didn't join in.

The President of Penn State also chimed in, denouncing the stunt as "insensitive".

Yes, insensitive to law breakers.